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Woman complaining to dentist: “It’s so painful, I’ll rather have a baby than have a tooth removed.”
Dentist: “Make up your mind soon, I’ll adjust the chair accordingly. ”

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Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to read :
BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN.
The engraver shortened it to: ” RETURNED UNOPENED ”

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Bahen Chod Sister-fucker
Bahen ke laude Sister’s dick
Bahen ke takke Sister’s balls
Beti Chod Daughter fucker
Bhai Chod Brother-fucker
Bhains ki aulad Son of a buffalo
Jhalla, Faggot gay, fairy
Jhant ke baal Pubic hair
Jhaant ke pissu Bug of pubic hair
Kutte ka aulad Son of a dog

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DIFFRENT PHASES OF SEX LIFE:AGE 20 – DIN RAAT,AGE 28 – ROZ RAAT,AGE 38 – JUMME RAAT, AGE 48 – CHAND RAAT,AGE 58 – ONLY JAZBAAT,AGE 68 – GALAT BAAT….


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