Suhagrat Ko Pati Ne Apni Patni Se Pyar Se Pucha: “Kya Mehsus Kar Rahi Ho?”

Patni Boli: “Aaj Tak To TopUp* Mein Kaam Chalta Tha, Aaj Se Life Time Karwa Liya.”

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Ek Rapist Ko Marne Ke Baad Nark Mila

Nark Mein Jaane Ke Baad Yamraaj Ne Apni Dasiyon Ko Kaha: “Is Aadmi Ko Ubalte Hue Tel Mein Daal Do”

Do Ghante Ke Baad Yumraaj Ne Dasiyon Ko Bulaya Aur Pucha: “Us Matherchod Ko Tel Mein Daala Ya Nahi”

To Dasiyon Ne Gusse Se Kaha: “Maharaj, Harami Aag Jalane Ke Liye To Jhukne Nahi Deta Saath Hi Shuru Ho Jata Hai, Tel Mein Ghanta Daalenge“


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Lady Plumber Se: “Gali Mein Kitne Dino Se Paani Khada Hai Kab Tak Niklega”

Kamina Plumber Bola: “Bibi Ji Aapka Nada Khulne Ki Der Hai Pani To Abhi Nikal Dunga“


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Amir Aadmi Kam Karne Wale Majdoor Se Puchta Hai: “Oye Sex Karna Mehnat Hoti Hai Ya Maza”

Majdoor: “Sahab Sex Maza Hi Hoga! Mehnat Hoti To Aap Logo Ne Woh Bhi Hamse Hi Karwana Tha“



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Hospital Mein Doctor Ke Paas Ek Banda Gaya Aur Doctor Ne Pucha: “Kya Takleef Hai?”

Mariz: “Sote Waqt Saas Ko Lene Me Dikkat Hoti Hai”

Doctor: “Aaj Se Dus Din Tak Sote Waqt Saas Ko Nahi Saali Ko Lo!“













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