Banta and his partner, Preeto, lived in a town packed with legal action. After three of their neighbors` houses had been mislead, the several determined to get a protected dog.

So Preeto went to the pet store and said, "I need a fantastic protected dog."

The personnel reacted, "Sorry, we`re all promoted out. All we have staying is this little Scottie dog. But, he does knows martial artistry training."

Preeto didn`t believe the personnel, so he said to the dog, "Karate that chair."

The dog went up to the chair and divided it into areas. Then he said to the dog, "Karate that table." The dog went up to the table and divided it in 50 %.

So Preeto bought the dog and took it home to Banta who was expecting a big protected dog. Banta was of course disappointed and somewhat uncertain about the Scottie dog`s abilities as a protected dog.

When she advised Banta that the dog noticed martial artistry training, he said, "Karate my ass!"

And to this very day, he is in the hospital.

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