Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can't look that old.

I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his diploma, which bore his full name.

Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago.

Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, grey-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.

After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended DAV Sr Secondary, Chandigarh.

"Yes. Yes, I did," he gleamed with pride.

"When did you graduate?" I asked.

He answered, "In 1975. Why do you ask?"

"You were in my class!", I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, Old, Bald, Wrinkled, Fat, Grey-haired, Decrepit man asked: "What did you teach???"
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Bonus - Santa-Banta Jokes

santa deccan, rajdhani, shatabdi, kolhapur express kitne baje jayegi

station master: 10.30,11.00,12.56,13.00

santa: pune express, vapi express, frontier mail, calcutta mail kitne baje jayegi

station master---annoyed--kahan jana hai

santa--tracks cross karke doosre platform pe

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Santa and a friend in a cinema.
Friend "I bet the cowboy will ride into cactus."
Santa : "I bet he won't."
Friend wins bet..
Friend "I must confess I was unfair. I saw the film a second time."
Santa : "And I saw it for the fourth time, but I did not think that this fool will ride again into the cactus ."
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santa in a restaurant . His friends discussing kaun pehle aata hai---chicken or egg

Santa: Jiska order pehle doege wo pehle aayega

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