Home     Shayari     Girls-Boys Sms     College-School Sms     About     Chat  Family Sms Jokes & Messages  A little kid walks into a city bus Category: Cute Sms, Family Sms, Story Sms.  A little kid walks into a city bus and sits-right behind the driver and starts yelling, “If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I’d be a little bull.” The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, “If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.” The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yellsat the kid, “What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!”  The kid smiles and says, “I would be a bus driver!”    Girl: Im having heart surgery today
Home Shayari Girls-Boys Sms College-School Sms About Chat Family Sms Jokes & Messages A little kid walks into a city bus Category: Cute Sms, Family Sms, Story Sms. A little kid walks into a city bus and sits-right behind the driver and starts yelling, “If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I’d be a little bull.” The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, “If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.” The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yellsat the kid, “What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!” The kid smiles and says, “I would be a bus driver!” Girl: Im having heart surgery today

Girl: Im having heart surgery today Boy: I know Girl: I love u Boy: I love u much more. After surgery When the girl woke up only her F...

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